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Hey y’all, welcome to the 2013 AV Club Awards Week! Today we finish this shit with the meta, self-serving commentariat awards. Unless otherwise noted, the other nominations are in no particular order. Let’s wrap it up!

 

Other nominations: Gary X, Chris Conley, Jim Treacher, Sluggo, Pepsi Jr, HipsterDBag, Mohamad Taufiq Morshidi

Other nominations: Gary X, Chris Conley, Jim Treacher, Sluggo, Pepsi Jr, HipsterDBag, Mohamad Taufiq Morshidi

2 - The Unicorn

Other nominations: Cookie Monster, Zodiac Motherfucker, Horsefellow, Stacy512, Opera_Punk, Skrull Imposter Stan Lee, Wesley Willis Fiasco, OF COCK

Other nominations: The Ongoing Mythology of HipsterDBag, Jay S's Jeopardy round up, The Narrator Returns on Soderbergh, Wallflower's Shield analyses , stakkalee's most-commented roundup on Gameological, Random Acts of Costanza, Mr Glitch's Retro Game Reviews

Other nominations: The Ongoing Mythology of HipsterDBag, Jay S’s Jeopardy round up, The Narrator Returns on Soderbergh, Wallflower’s Shield analyses , stakkalee’s most-commented roundup on Gameological, Random Acts of Costanza, Mr Glitch’s Retro Game Reviews

Other nominations: Spike Lee just Tweeted _____’s address, Classic Poe, NuDisqs, WOLF EYES, Dawes. Always., Whoah there Hitler,OF COCK 

Other nominations: Dikachu, Ayatollah Colm Meaney, Aurora Boreanaz, Hooded Justice, Walking NPR, Yee Yee, The Wilford Brimley Explosion

Other nominations: Dikachu, Ayatollah Colm Meaney, Aurora Boreanaz, Hooded Justice, Walking NPR, Yee Yee, The Wilford Brimley Explosion

Other nominations: Cookie Monster, Ben Wyatt Fan-fiction, Rappin' Jake Sisko, The Archmage of the Aether, Elegant Victorian Lady, The Taco Bell bell, Leslie Knope Headlines, Adam Sandler, HBO Italian Janitor of Cock

Other nominations: Cookie Monster, Ben Wyatt Fan-fiction, Rappin’ Jake Sisko, The Archmage of the Aether, Elegant Victorian Lady, The Taco Bell bell, Leslie Knope Headlines, Adam Sandler, HBO Italian Janitor of Cock

Other nominations: Idiotking, Mohd Tafiq Terrorist, Dikachu, Montypark, ben folds fan, Lovely Bones, Beema

Other nominations: Idiotking, Mohd Tafiq Terrorist, Dikachu, Montypark, ben folds fan, Lovely Bones, Beema

Other nominations: E. Buzz Miller, Scrawler, Space Monkey Mafia, Hero of Akron-Canton, ann03, Douay-Rheims Challoner, K. Thrace

Other nominations: E. Buzz Miller, Scrawler, Space Monkey Mafia, Hero of Akron-Canton, ann03, Douay-Rheims Challoner, K. Thrace

9 - Most Improved

Other nominations: ElDan, Reposted A7X Fan, HipsterDBag, idiotking, Moh Taufiq Terrorist, Sluggo, Mister Hyde

Other nominations: Battlestar Compactica's SATC/Carrie mashup, The Rains of Castamere Synopsis by Battlecar Compactica, HDB tells us about a kid he knew who won on Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego, Dr.Robuttnik stays at a friends, tl;ds, Homeland Fan Fiction, Curmudgahideen remembers a girl...

Other nominations: Battlestar Compactica’s SATC/Carrie mashup, The Rains of Castamere Synopsis by Battlecar Compactica, HDB tells us about a kid he knew who won on Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego, Dr.Robuttnik stays at a friends, tl;ds, Homeland Fan Fiction, Curmudgahideen remembers a girl…

Other nominations: ElDan describes how the writers leaving the AV Club helped shape the site, CineCraft discusses autism and intimacy, On Taxes by HipsterDbag, Enkidum tells a story about losing his kid at the mall, PolarBears on The Office finale

Other nominations: ElDan describes how the writers leaving the AV Club helped shape the site, CineCraft discusses autism and intimacy, On Taxes by HipsterDbag, Enkidum tells a story about losing his kid at the mall, PolarBears on The Office finale

 

Commenter of the Year               

20: Captain Dada

19: PolarBears

18: mratfink

17: Al Capwne

16: ElDan

15: Lux Lisbon

14: Miller

13: Grr. Argh.

12: HipsterDBag

11: Nathan Ford’s Evil Twin

10: Reposted A7X Fan

9: Douay-Rheims-Challoner

8: E. Buzz Miller

7: Narrator Returns

6: Dikachu

5: The Hero of Akron-Canton

4: Craig J. Clark / Hooded Justice

3: K. Thrace

2: Cookie Monster

12 - Commenter of the Year

 

Love the winners? Hate the winners? Sound off below, complain to me on The AV Club or whine on me at twitter @the_commies.

And that’s it! We’re done! I want to take a second, get sappy, and just thank you guys for taking part in this thing again. Frankly, voter turnout wasn’t as strong as last year, but it was still quite a bit, individuals voted for more things, and it was much more competitive: multiple awards were won by a single vote. I was happy to run this weird thing, and hopefully y’all were happy to take part. (If you’re curious as to why this had to happen now instead of in December, and you really shouldn’t be, it was because I was working on this, which was fairly time consuming.)

But wait. Before you run off or scamper down there to complain about who was or wasn’t awards, I’d like to give a shout out to Kyle Ryan who made it clear that the Reader’s Poll wasn’t an attempt to displace the Commentariat awards.

Also, this isn’t the only crazy thing to come out of the AV Club. If you haven’t noticed the new menu icon up at the top of the page, I’ve added a little something called The AV Club Extended Universe that links to some of the other fruits of obsessive love that make our community–well, something, anyways.

But most of all, I’d like to thank the one website, without which none of this would be possible:

thedissolve

And that’s that.



  • Grrr. Argh.

    Thanks Gary. God bless us, every Commie.

    • https://twitter.com/TheWillThe ComradeQuestions

      Dasvidaniya, comrades?

      • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

        ::sings Soviet national anthem with fellow submariners::

        • Dr. Clint Handsome

          It’s a long way to Tipperary…

    • http://www.avclub.com/users/ebuzz-miller,65313/ E.Buzz Miller

      Get bent.

      • Grrr. Argh.

        :-(

        • http://www.avclub.com/users/ebuzz-miller,65313/ E.Buzz Miller

          Sarcasm! Sheesh this place really has changed.

          • Grrr. Argh.

            This place? You know me better than that, Twitter friend. :-)

  • Double-Hawk

    Oh man the tom hardy/Scrawler pic is fantastic

    • polarbeers

      The HBO CEO Of Tits one is great, too.

      And the polar bear one. The polar bears are so beautiful.

      • Aurora Boreanaz

        I didn’t even realize I was nominated for that category. I’m glad people still like my name/avatar, but at least HBO CEO is original. I still occasionally feel bad about getting my avatar from Family Guy.

        • Tity Boi

          I’ve always loved your avatar.

          Also, I feel great about taking 2 Chainz’s scraps, frankly.

          • dwsNY

            I’ve always wished you were actually AVC contributor John Teti, going under assumed name “Teti Boi”

          • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

            You said that once and I actually believed it for, like, a week.

          • dwsNY

            Ah, our sweet, gullible Scrawler! That’s why we love ya!

        • Pops Freshenmeyer

          As you should.

          [Begins a marathon photoshop session].

        • Douay-Rheims-Challoner

          David Boreanaz was on Family Guy?

    • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

      HDB’s avatar as an ancient book is amazing. Gary has outdone himself this year.

      • Destroy Him My Robots

        That’s The Neverending Story, isn’t it? So, even better.

        • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

          OMG you’re right! It is! Even funnier!

      • dwsNY

        Right? I want GaryX to help me out with some Photoshop projects…

        • nowimnothing

          Hell, I want him to redesign my library.

          • GaryX

            I can do both things!

          • dwsNY

            Seriously, buddy? Email me. dave ny (thingy) gmail

      • Ellie

        That was pretty much a masterpiece to me.

    • NerdInTheBasement

      That creepy Cookie Monster is gonna give me nightmares for weeks to come.

      • Douay-Rheims-Challoner

        That has to be from deviant art right?

        • GaryX

          DING DING DING DING DING

          • Dr. Clint Handsome

            Guys, Gary’s become possessed by the ghost of Hector Salamanca!

    • Lissla

      All of the pictures are just awesome!

      (This is MrsLangdonAlger, everyone. For some reason Disqus won’t let me login over here).

      • dwsNY

        Ugh, same here. It’s because I refused to integrate my AVC login with my twitter/disqus login.

        • Lissla

          Yup, I am way too terrified to integrate after all the horror stories I’ve heard. I also had another Disqus login I used to use ages ago, and they keep wanting me to merge them. Not gonna happen!

          • Ellie can’t log in

            Yeah, I’m too scared to log into Disqus anywhere for any reason at this point because I think I have multiple accounts and I have lost track of what’s what. It’s kind of nostalgic though, like 2008 on the AV Club. “Ellie is at the library and can’t log in.”

    • Babs

      And Dikachu’s avatar at that scale is a nightmare.

      • Tity Boi

        And desktop ready!

      • http://disqus.com/Dikachu Dikachu

        [Inches closer to @disqus_2iYox5uqzV:disqus]

        • Babs

          Go Cockblock! I choose you!

      • http://avclub.com/ Cookie_Monster

        That Cookie impostor is terrifying, too!

  • http://disqus.com/Dikachu Dikachu

    You guys… you’re so sweet to me. I’m overcome with… come. Ugh. Damn this nasal cold.

    • Hooded Justice

      You know, the larger you get, the more terrifying you become.

      • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

        He hears that a lot …

      • Miller

        Seriously, I’d never noticed the pubes before.

    • senor spielbergo

      *reaches for tissue, offers Dikachu beach towel instead*

      • Tity Boi

        *sploosh*

    • Tity Boi

      Blame me. I voted for Dikachu.

    • dwsNY

      Don’t sneeze on me! Sneeze on Lupin Adams, he’s into that sort of thing!

      • Cat Vincent

        Oi! No I’m not – you must be thinking of your mum.

        (Yes folks – Lupin here, with the FuckDisqus login)

  • beema

    Fuck all ya’ll

    • Lemon of Troy

      Well there goes your “Good Sport” award.

    • http://www.avclub.com/users/ebuzz-miller,65313/ E.Buzz Miller

      I hate everyone.

  • senor spielbergo

    Spike Lee tweeting lost? NO ES BUENO. *tweets address of the Davy Jones Fan Club*

    Also for not winning Commenter of the Year the following addresses will be tweeted:
    1. Wrestling legend Jerry Lawler, 2. Cokie Roberts, 3. a Kay Jewelers, 4. Craig T. Nelson, 5. Yankees pitcher Hiroki Kuroda, 6. Dick Cavett’s grave, 7. Ron Howard, 8. Buzz Aldrin, 9. Jonathan Rhys Meyers (this one was hard guys), 10. Avenged Sevenfold, 11. a Ford dealership, 12. Deepak Chopra, 13. Gerard Butler, 14. Miller Brewing Company, 15. the Luxor Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, 16. Ellen Degeneres, 17. Al Pacino, 18. Fyvush Finkel, 19. Amy Poehler, 20. Lady Gaga

    PS – Amazing work Gary!

    • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

      Hahahahaha!

    • polarbeers

      I have always wanted to be associated with Amy Poehler, and that dream has come true. Thank you.

    • LadyWriterontheTV

      I’m still laughing at this. Jonathan Rhys Meyers for Douay-Rheims-Challoner is freaking inspired.

      • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

        I can’t decide between that and Deepak Chopra.

        • Douay-Rheims-Challoner

          I’d say Rhys Meyers but I may be biased.

          • Mr. Greene

            Why not Wycliffe-Tyndale-Geneva?

          • Cat Vincent

            So’s Clytie!

    • Stan’s Beard

      Jonathan Rhys Meyers might take the cake. Well done sir! (I voted for your meme)

    • Pops Freshenmeyer

      [Scrolls up. Scrolls down. Scrolls up. Scrolls down. Scrolls up. Scrolls down. Comments.]

      Very funny, Spielbergo!

    • Tity Boi

      GO OUT AND GET ME AN AWARD SPIELBERGO!

    • dwsNY

      But Dick Cavett isn’t dead yet!

      • senor spielbergo

        Then whose body did we dig up?? For being helpful and pointing this out I won’t tweet the address that idiot Congressman Steve King.

    • http://avclub.com/ Cookie_Monster

      Me nominating this for next year’s “Best Comment On AV Club Awards page”.

      • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

        Cookie, my darling, it was an honor swapping prizes with you this year. Next year in Jerusalem!

        • http://avclub.com/ Cookie_Monster

          Next year in promised land…OF COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!

    • Douay-Rheims-Challoner

      Might have been hard but I appreciate the effort!

      • senor spielbergo

        I was actually worried about that one the most so I’m really glad you and everyone else liked it!

      • Cat Vincent

        SAID RIPLEY TO THE ANDROID BISHOP

        • dwsNY

          WHAT WAS WRONG WITH “PHRASING”???

  • Seriously Im Andy Kaufman

    Great job, Gary. It was an honor just to be nominated, this year and last.

    And since I’ve received a few requests for it..

    “Tank you veddy much!”

    • Marquis Moon

      Gatsby or GTFO.

  • ElDan

    Gary X, thanks so much for all the effort you put into this, I loved reading this which I realize is douchey to say since my name is in it a couple times. I’m honored to have been nominated in a category with HipsterDBag, A7x Fan, and Sluggo!

    • Cat Vincent

      What fucker downvoted this?

  • TheOligarchicMe

    GaryX, I fear you’ve opened the door to a year of AV Club commenters oversharing their personal lives to win an internet award. 2014 will be filled with more personal drama than Buffy Season 6. The things we’ll learn about AV Club commenters, we’ll never be able to unlearn. May Dawes have mercy on our souls.

  • https://lazysight.wordpress.com/ sarCCastro

    wtf is yee yee lol

  • Thants

    I voted for you Stacy512!

    Ahem! This is an awesome list though. The images are really cool too.

  • Hoss Bonaventure

    How did Chris Conley not win most downvoteable? He’s the worst troll since registration became mandatory. He makes Sluggo look like Scrawler. He makes fake Cookie Monster look like the actual Cookie Monster. I’d call him the AT&T of commenters but that would be an insult to AT&T.

    • The Archmage of the Aether

      It’s because he’s not playing a game; he’s somewhat actually mentally distressed. Folks lay off a bit, and focus on the intentionally annoying.

      • Dr. Clint Handsome

        Wait, what? When did we find out that he actually did have mental issues? I must have missed this thread.

        • Lemon of Troy

          It’s come up a few times. Every now and then he’ll forget he’s supposed to be trolling us, and start ranting about personal issues. We’re talking massive paragraphs about how his childhood was horrible, he hates his life, he hates his parents, etc., etc. I heard he was threatening to kill himself in one of his tirades, though I can’t confirm this because I didn’t see it before it was deleted. He’s clearly a very disturbed kid.

          • Dr. Clint Handsome

            Christ, that’s terrible. I always imagined him as some angry 40-something. I hope he gets help.

          • Lurky_McLurk

            I didn’t know this, but I had suspected there were issues there beyond poor taste in mediocre movies.

          • t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ

            ‘̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅdear dad,
            look at your darling boy. your sperm made this. you came for this. you were a monster and you should never have had a child. look at your child. wasting away with this garbage. spewing garbage. your child was garbage like you. everyone can smell the stink of you on him. are you proud dad?
            į̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ ȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅdad fucked it up y’know. dad fucked it up good. memories of dad make remind me im monster sin monster t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫand trash. dad fuck it up. dad makes me vomit. dad reminds me to vomit. daddy never had 1 daddy never loved 1 daddy used to love 1 daddy shouldnt have made me daddy should have thought twice about spreading daddy is garbage i hate daddy.
            į̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ ȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅ

        • t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ

          ‘̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅdear dad,
          look at your darling boy. your sperm made this. you came for this. you were a monster and you should never have had a child. look at your child. wasting away with this garbage. spewing garbage. your child was garbage like you. e‘̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅdear dad,
          look at your darling boy. your sperm made this. you came for this. you were a monster and you should never have had a child. look at your child. wasting away with this garbage. spewing garbage. your child was garbage like you. everyone can smell the stink of you on him. are you proud dad?
          į̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ ȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅdad fucked it up y’know. dad fucked it up good. memories of dad make remind me im monster sin monster spawn and trash. dad fuck it up. dad makes me vomit. dad reminds me to vomit. daddy never had 1 daddy never loved 1 daddy used to love 1 daddy shouldnt have made me daddy should have thought twice about spreading daddy is garbage i hate daddy.
          į̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ ȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅveryone can smell the stink of you on him. are you proud dad?
          į̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ ȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅdad fucked it up y’know. dad fucked it up good. memories of dad make remind me im monster sin monster spawn and trash. dad fuck it up. dad makes me vomit. dad reminds me to vomit. daddy never had 1 daddy never loved 1 daddy used to love 1 daddy shouldnt have made me daddy should have thought twice about spreading daddy is garbage i hate daddy.
          į̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ ȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅ

      • http://www.avclub.com/users/ebuzz-miller,65313/ E.Buzz Miller

        Mentally distressed? I thought he was just a contrarion asshole who just liked picking fights.

        • The Archmage of the Aether

          The little Scrying i did (not to invade privacies; i’m not your government) showed him to be a lonely 19 year old obese basement-bound shut-in who was still basically trapped in the horrible childhood that created him, his only outlet being films and the internet.

    • Lemon of Troy

      Chris Conley isn’t fun to hate anymore.

      I honestly hope he gets some help. Or at least finds a way to make better use of his time than by verbally lashing out at strangers on the internet.

    • radioactive badger

      I’m surprised that Sconn keeps on escaping making it to the short list. Sconn seems to be one of the most hate-filled people, online or IRL, I’ve ever seen.

  • NerdInTheBasement

    Very deserving batch of winners here and throughout all of this weeks awards. Excellent job GaryX! Youve done terrific work paying tribute to a website that has brought so much joy to our individual lives and for that we’ll always be grateful.

    OF COCK.

  • WhiteFratBroWithDreads

    i hate all of you.

    • http://www.avclub.com/users/ebuzz-miller,65313/ E.Buzz Miller

      Stop stealing my shtick!

  • Hooded Justice

    Congratulations to Scrawler. She truly is the sweetheart of the A.V. Club.

  • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

    You guys!! I can’t … I don’t even know how to thank you. I want to be all Jennifer Lawrence charming and adorable, but am afraid I’ll come off as Anne Hathaway entitled and disingenuous. I think it would be funny to quote Meryl Streep’s hilarious “ her again” speech, but I don’t want to compare myself to Meryl, because come on

    So let me just be embarrassingly sincere and say that I love almost each and every one of you for creating a community that makes my life unquestionably better; for giving me a place to express myself in a way that it isn’t easy to do in the real world, and challenges me to be smarter and more-cultured and better-spoken; and has helped me to rediscover a part of my very best self. It may be only silly Internet commenting, rife with dick jokes, but I also know that becoming friends with you all has made me a better and happier and smarter person. I have no doubt about it.

    Also, Gary X: There are no words to express my level of delight at that Tom Hardy + lantern pic. I always wanted to be that adorable puppy, and now, in a way, I am. Also it is, without a doubt, the most – hilarious thing I will see today. Maybe all year. Thank you!!!!

    Nowhere to go next year but down! Woooo!

    • https://twitter.com/TheWillThe ComradeQuestions

      The AV Club Awards
      Nowhere to go next year but down! Woooo!

      • NerdInTheBasement

        I think I’m gonna have that as my quote in the Yearbook.

        • Lissla

          Will you include the “The AV Club Awards” part? Because that’d be amazing.

      • The Hero of Akron-Canton

        PHRASING

        • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

          Love in an elevator!

          Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

          • t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ

            SAY SORRY.

            I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞SAY SORRY.

            I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫSAY SORRY. į̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ ȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ ȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ SAY SORRY. ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢SAY SORRY.ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫSAY SORRY. į̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ ȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ ȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ SAY SORRY. ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢SAY SORRY.

        • https://twitter.com/TheWillThe ComradeQuestions

          Said Ripley to the android Bishop.

    • polarbeers

      Seriously. You guys are amazing, and I have crushes on way too many of you. I love this place, and what’s sad is I feel like I haven’t seen half the commenters in the COTY list in a while. NuDisqus+Redesign is clearly at fault here. But no sad things now! *Undresses*

      • https://twitter.com/TheWillThe ComradeQuestions

        I’d say they left like rats from a sinking ship, but that means we’re just the rats that were left on the ship to go cannibal.

        • dwsNY

          *picks inamine tendon from between his teeth*

      • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

        I say we all buy Jayne hats and wander around Madison until we find Hat. She’s the Hero we need right now.

        • Lissla

          I will knit Jayne hats for everyone!

        • Stan’s Beard

          But maybe she’s not the one we deserve…….

        • The Hero of Akron-Canton

          Time for some thrilling heroics.

        • senor spielbergo

          A trail of puns and Taylor Kitsch photos leading back to us.

          • The Hero of Akron-Canton

            Next year I’m riggins the voting so I win.

          • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

            Taylor the nominations process so that you can’t lose.

          • The Hero of Akron-Canton

            Clear eyes, full hearts

            OF COCK

      • http://www.avclub.com/users/ebuzz-miller,65313/ E.Buzz Miller

        I’d just like to say how much I actually hate all of you. *drops microphone*

        • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

          Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!

          • http://www.avclub.com/users/ebuzz-miller,65313/ E.Buzz Miller

            I can’t believe how far I dropped. I quit.

          • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

            That is so incredibly silly. There are hundreds of us and you’re upset over slipping a few places in the top 20? Think of how many amazing commenters aren’t in there at all. Whither spicoli? Whither Semi-bored Torontonian? Whither Lurky McLurkerson?

          • nattyish

            where have… all the flowers gone?

          • http://www.avclub.com/users/ebuzz-miller,65313/ E.Buzz Miller

            Yeah, true. Not only do I suck more now, I’m taking things away from more deserving people like a future Hall Of Famer elected to All Star games not through merit.

          • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

            That is not what I meant and you know it.

    • wallflower

      (clapclapclapclapclapclap)

      You’re amazing and this was so well-deserved, no question. I get all smiley whenever I see you posting or replying. And “embarrassingly sincere” is what we’re all about, so thank you, thank you always for that.

      • Stan’s Beard

        ^ What wallflower said.

      • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

        I’m blushing, y’all.

    • Lissla

      Congrats, Scrawler, you deserve the win! You are truly awesome.

      And I will join in the love: the rest of you are so awesome too! My IRL friends say I talk about the AV Club and the TI forum way too much, but that’s because y’all are like my silly/offensive online family and I’m so glad I stopped being a lurker this year.

      • Lissla

        And again, so everyone knows, this is MrsLangdonAlger. Disqus hates me so I had to sign on via Twitter.

      • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

        I am so glad you stopped lurking and started getting real!

        • Lissla

          Thank you, dollface! My life has seriously been improved from knowing all of y’all.

        • Cat Vincent

          I second that emotion. You’re a good’un, Missus.

      • Monte Hellman’s Mayonnaise

        There is a running joke about me in my circle of friends (and co-workers) about how much I rely on and love (or, well, used to love) the AV Club and the Commentariat. There’s no particular catchphrase (it morphs based on the situation) but one common phrase is, in response to me having a very strong opinion about something, “IS THAT WHAT THE AV CLUB SAID ABOUT X MOVIE OR Y TV SHOW??”

        • Lissla

          I HA! That’s fantastic. Me, I’ll start a story with “so today…” and most of my friends will go “is this an AV Club story?”.

          And it almost always is.

    • senor spielbergo

      Somewhere your downvote stalker is bashing his head in with his keyboard. Embarrassingly sincere is only one of the many endearing reasons we all enjoy having you in our commenting lives.

      And to echo your statement about how amazing this community is, I resumed commenting ladt month as a result of a really difficult personal matter. Being able to laugh and reading the warm welcomes I received helped more than any of you can ever know. I love you all and would give everybody the funky bass any time.

      • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

        ::hugs::

      • Boy Howdy

        The downvote stalker is actually Scrawler’s Grandma clicking the “smile” button on all of her posts.

        • http://www.avclub.com/users/ebuzz-miller,65313/ E.Buzz Miller

          It’s…dum…dum…dum…ME!

      • Tity Boi

        *Chris Conley nooses self with mouse cord*

        • http://www.avclub.com/users/ebuzz-miller,65313/ E.Buzz Miller

          Habeus Corpus and I’ll believe this good news.

      • Pops Freshenmeyer

        [Pats Spielbergo’s back]

        Atta boy, Spielbergo. Atta boy.

      • dwsNY

        While I hadn’t really stepped away, I have to say that all the support I got after almost killing someone and winding up in jail and a mental ward… Really meant a lot.

        It also means, apparently, I have to step up my game and ACTUALLY kill someone if I want to win “oversharer of the year” next year. Sigh.

        • Lissla

          A justifiable homicide if there ever was one!

          • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

            if I like this, is it admissible in court?

          • dwsNY

            Let’s say… maybe!

        • http://www.avclub.com/users/ebuzz-miller,65313/ E.Buzz Miller

          I’ll let you kill me for a fee we can negotiate in advance.

      • Lurky_McLurk

        I wanted to say something similar. I’ve basically been away from the comments for three months, firstly due to work then being too busy following arrival of the Lurkling. The AVC awards have reminded me just how much I enjoy hanging around here.

    • http://www.avclub.com/users/intermittent-hairdresser,138649/ Intermittent Hairdresser

      Scrawler truly is the Jennifer Lawrence/Meryl Streep of the AV Club.

      • Hunsweasel

        Stacked and ageless – just how we like her!

    • Pervy Obit

      I’ve said this before, but you really are the Leslie Knope of the AV Club. Congratulations, bud.

    • LadyWriterontheTV

      Atta girl — congratulations!

      *signs Scrawler’s yearbook Never change, stay as sweet as you are, hope we stay friends, have a great summer*

      • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

        I’m putting in an early wish that Atta Girl wins next years Meme of the Year award.

    • Miller

      You should’ve gone for the safe bet: Sally Field! Because we like you, Scrawler, we really like you.

      • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

        I was this close to doing it. But I was afraid it might seem trite.

    • reckoner

      Congrats, Scrawlzzzz, a well-deserved win.

    • Stan’s Beard

      You earned the award, my friend! You’re consistently one of the most pleasant and funniest people on the AV Club. Congratulations, from your favorite commenting beard!

    • The Hero of Akron-Canton

      SCRAWLER! Congratulations! That picture is incredible.

      • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

        I think I need to get it tattooed across my back. OK not really, but seriously, it is more-or-less the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me.

        • The Hero of Akron-Canton

          Yeah you need to get it tattooed across your FRONT so it’s easier for you to see.

    • The Narrator

      I can’t think of a more deserving winner than you (that includes me and, you guessed it, Frank Stallone). I honestly smile everytime I see that you’ve liked one of my comments. It’s all for you, @Scrawler2:disqus! It’s all for you!

      *jumps of third story of AV Club mansion*

      • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

        I’m torn between loving this comment and hiding under my desk in terror, since you evoked my personal most-feared film scene of all time.

    • The Artist Formerly Known As K

      Congrats!!! You deserve it and more for delighting a whole community of people–for so long, for no reason other than your own sparkling personality. Have a cocktail in celebration.

    • flowsthead

      Well deserved Scrawler. I’m always happy to see that little green lantern proliferating in a newswire. The day you stop commenting on the AVC is gonna be the saddest day of my internet existence. To another year of great Scrawler-ing! Long May You Reign!

      • http://refrigeratorrants.wordpress.com/ Merve

        I’m dumb and thought her avatar was a globe.

        In any case, Scrawler is awesome, and I’m glad she won. Yay! o/

        • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

          That is a very common misconception. Very, very common.

          • HBO CEO of Tits

            Those are just the kind of missteps that keep you segregated into the lowly “Commenter of the Year” ghetto instead of the much more prestigious “Best User Name/Avatar Synergy” Pantheon.

      • http://www.avclub.com/users/ebuzz-miller,65313/ E.Buzz Miller

        Contrariwise now I’m never returning everyone needs to throw a party.

        • flowsthead

          Is this because you got 8th place?

          • http://www.avclub.com/users/ebuzz-miller,65313/ E.Buzz Miller

            Nah, because I’m really not in love with the content much anymore.

          • flowsthead

            Oh, I was making a joke. I didn’t think you actually wouldn’t be returning. What about the TI Forum or Dissolve? Do you mean you’re just not going to be part of this community anymore? *sad face*

          • http://www.avclub.com/users/ebuzz-miller,65313/ E.Buzz Miller

            I don’t fit in at the TI forum (everyone’s so young and I feel like an old fart) I’m never on the Dissolve really (I shamefully forgot it existed unless I clicked on someone’s profile and saw they commented there), so yes I’m out of this community in general. Sorry to disappoint, though I don’t understand the reaction of missing me.

          • flowsthead

            What’s not to understand? I like you. Other people like you. That’s all it takes for you to be missed.

          • NakedSnake

            As a casual commenter on AV Club I’d just like to chime in that I often enjoy what you write and it would be a shame if you “retired”. That said, if its a question of fatigue I understand completely. But don’t ragequit because of some meaningless and arbitrary contest.

          • radioactive badger

            He’s been popping up more on Uproxx blogs where he’s been more expressive of curmudgeonness, though some of that is “classic Poe.”

    • Douay-Rheims-Challoner

      Well you deserved it. I certainly voted for you as number one.

      • flowsthead

        *Psst* I voted for you for number two.

    • http://www.avclub.com/users/ebuzz-miller,65313/ E.Buzz Miller

      Rate I’m plummeting I’m a shoo-in for ‘Most Downvotable’ next year. My slide into being hated is slow and inevitable.

      • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

        That’s crazy talk. You just haven’t been around as much as in 2012. There’s a difference between dislike and out of sight out of mind and you know it.

        • http://www.avclub.com/users/ebuzz-miller,65313/ E.Buzz Miller

          I’ve been around all the time, I don’t understand.
          Unless people only liked me when I was miserable and falling to pieces,m in which case that’s sadder than words.

          • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

            Buzz you just last week told me you’d been around less. I’m only quoting you back at yourself.

    • Cat Vincent

      (In Tom Hardy Voice) Utterly deserved, darling.

    • radioactive badger

      You are the best.

    • ChancellorPuddinghead

      Better 4 days late than never, but serious congratulations, Scrawler. You’re always funny when it’s time to be funny, and when the serious threads begin, yours are always among the most intelligent and enlightening. Sometimes I start to feel like I’ll never really fit in around here, since there is definitely a family vibe to the AV Club commentariate, but a single upvote from Scrawler always brightens my day. Long Live, Scrawler. At least until next year when my genius is finally recognized! 2015!
      EDIT: No, guys. Scrawler should win then too. I’m just being funny.

      • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

        Stuff and nonsense. You definitely fit in around here. I’ve seen you get responses from staffers for goodness sake. You are ONE OF US. Whether you like it or not.

        And thank you.

  • The Narrator

    I don’t know which ones of you put me above Miller on your ranking. That man is a genius, and I can’t bother to compare.

    • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

      Seriously, Miller should be winning this thing. How many of us looked up to his intelligent/hilarious commenting as the template for how this should be done when we first started here?

      ::raises hand::

      ::stands on desk::

      • The Narrator

        I don’t even know how he does it. He manages to be both really prolific (dude’s commenting regularly on both AVC and The Dissolve now) and absolutely hilarious and informative each time he comments. I’d kill for that batting average (most of the comments I made before Disqus border on embarrassing).

        • Miller

          The secret to posting frequently: Use your bitterness at work to justify slacking off online. But thank you, dude, you and Scrawler are too kind.

          • The Hero of Akron-Canton

            I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: “I BAD MAN S O’NEAL” is the single best comment ever on the whole internet.

          • Miller

            WHEN WILL THE PEOPLE ACKNOWLEDGE THE TRUTH!

          • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

            I’m still feeling guilty that I called you Tim Russert and now I just called you Robin Williams. But I meant them both in the very best way. I honestly believe that you set the standard for how the site should be and the rest of us just followed your lead.

            ::slips a bottle of something into Miller’s desk drawer::

          • Miller

            Aw, celebrity comparisons come and go but work booze is the best gift a person could ask for.

  • YEE YEE

    THIS IS A BUNCH OF FUCKING BULLSHIT I DEMAND A GODDAM RECOUNT

    • The Narrator

      CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
      THIS IS A NEW RECOUNT

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        I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ ȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ ȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ ȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓Only Terrible Things Should Happen To You In Your Life. Only Awful Things Should Happen To You. You HAVE Inherited It.

        ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡
        ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ ȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓͊ͩͦ̓̅͢

    • http://www.avclub.com/users/ebuzz-miller,65313/ E.Buzz Miller

      You can’t add zero and zero.

      • YEE YEE

        EAT IT DOM

  • Pervy Obit

    Congratulations everyone and kickass job, Gary! I know voter turnout wasn’t great but hopefully the awards will still be around next year when Chris Conley wins Most Improved Commenter.

    • Douay-Rheims-Challoner

      But he’ll be posting under yet another name. Maybe a category for best Chris Conley name?

  • wallflower

    Gary, wow, another great job. I’m amazed you can put all of this together and still be your amazing commenting self. And have one of those job thingies. Take the weekend off on all of us!

    • Miller

      Just a regular weekend though, don’t try to pull any Presidents Day crap on us. Seriously, nice work on all of this Gary.

  • Lissla

    OF COCK was robbed!

    And thank you Gary for doing this, you’ve done an amazing job!

    • LadyWriterontheTV

      2013 to me will always be the year of CLASSIC POE!

      • Lissla

        I’m visiting the Poe House in Baltimore in late spring and will be thinking that the entire time.

    • http://refrigeratorrants.wordpress.com/ Merve

      I’ll always be partial to Woah there Hitler.

      • Douay-Rheims-Challoner

        That was oine of my favourite Gameological comment sections.

    • dwsNY

      When Chris Colfer blocked me on Twitter, I was ROBBED of cock!

  • http://www.avclub.com/users/intermittent-hairdresser,138649/ Intermittent Hairdresser

    I really need to think of a category for myself/actually comment on the AV Club. 2014 will be my year!

    Congrats to all the winners, and a big thanks to Gary X for putting this together.

    • dwsNY

      But then you wouldn’t be intermittent!

      • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

        He could comment less and go for The Unicorn. But you’ve really gotta hit that one just right. It’s like shooting the moon.

      • http://www.avclub.com/users/intermittent-hairdresser,138649/ Intermittent Hairdresser

        It’s a delicate balance.

  • Babs

    Thanks, Gary! And that library looks amazing.

  • Reposted a7x Fan

    OH MY JESUS!!! That’s so awesome!!! 😀 I’m like freaking out xD this is epic!!!
    oommmfffgg!!

    i think i pee myslef when I saw the news!

    omg! im so exited! thanks a looott!!

    – Comment by Livvy November 19, 2010 @ 6:50 pm

    • Reposted a7x Fan

      Just to break character for a minute. I voted for Stacy 512, Reposted Customer Reviews, and the Serious Adam Sandler Comment. That shit was brilliant.

  • LadyWriterontheTV

    This was tons of fun, Gary, and your hard work has not gone unnoticed. (I can only assume you came in second on Most Downvoteable out of love!)

    I’m so glad the Adam Sandler comment won — that thing was fairy-dust magical.

  • Miller

    Cheers to A7X Fan for gimmick of the year! Jeers to the SATC/Carrie comment not winning, Battlestar Compactica routinely kills it and that one in particular is perfect in concept and execution.

    • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

      I swear that 98 percent of the comments I’d saved to nominate were all by Battlecar.

      • Ellie

        Me too – I noticed that when I reviewed my bookmarks for nominating purposes! Also the one that won was far and away the least funny. Like barely even qualify as humor. I’m wondering if people getting the voting order wrong is responsible for it.

        • polarbeers

          I actually liked the Adam Sandler one, but I was really surprised to see that win. I thought Battlecar had it in the bag, but then again, maybe it’s that mentality that led to it not winning.

    • Dr. Clint Handsome

      The Carrie one is simply beautiful, but my favorite had to be “tl;ds.” It’s so beautiful in its simplicity, especially as it was a response to one of Mohd’s long unfunny posts.

    • Battlecar Compactica

      Well, after a few years in the comedic comments game you learn how it is. You bust your ass crafting the perfect joke about George R.R. Martin making breakfast for Flynn White, or constructing a dialogue where Dan Harmon has Colonel Kurtz’s lines in a conversation with Chevy Chase. And people “like” your comment, and tell you how great you are, and in that moment you’re on top of the world. But then “award season” rolls around and all of a sudden it’s not about how good you are, it’s about whether you’re putting out the kind of product that turns heads in Cannes and Park City. And that’s when guys like me lose out to prestige commenters like Adam Sandler.

    • HBO CEO of Tits

      If this site only existed to make that SATC/Carrie comment possible, it would have been worth it. Astounded that didn’t win.

  • Unexpected Dave

    Thanks Gary!
    And congrats to Yuri Petrovich! The man doesn’t get nearly enough credit/blame for starting THE AV CLUBIt all started on the DS9 comments.

    • reckoner

      Word, Yuri started that whole shit. That guy rules.

  • reckoner

    Glad to see the Taco Bell Bell getting the respect it deserves. BONG

    • Tity Boi

      The sheriff is a near??

  • Pops Freshenmeyer

    Congrats, @Scrawler! Well deserved!

    Until next year: You’re all on my shit list for not voting me for Album of the Year.

    • Tity Boi

      I voted for you muffin man.

  • Introspective Male Cheerleader

    Bravo, Gary X!

  • stakkalee

    Damn fine work @GaryX:disqus, damn fine.

  • Tity Boi

    *Realizes he must detail love-making with new wife in hopes of making ‘overly informative commentor’ next year*

    So Booti Gurl gets home, right?

  • The Hero of Akron-Canton

    Gary X: thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for doing this again. You’re a treasure.

    • GaryX

      You’re welcome.

  • dwsNY

    Congrats, Scrawler!!!

    And curse you, Hipster D-Bag! Now I have to go have a whole new set of sexual escapades to talk about just to compete for oversharing next year!!!

    • Tity Boi

      *waits for ‘whole new set of sexual escapades’*

    • Lovely Bones

      It was an honor to be nominated for anything, and I mean no offense by this, but I really hope I don’t manage to be in the same field as you guys like that again.

      It was one infamous story, damn it. Never again.

      • t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ

        I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ ȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ ȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ ȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓Only Terrible Things Should Happen To You In Your Life. Only Awful Things Should Happen To You. You HAVE Inherited It.

        ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡
        ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ ȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͊ͩͦ̓̅͢

  • Come On In Here

    Once again, Rappin’ Jake Sisko was robbed. That person will never receive the accolades that they so richly deserve…

    • The Spirit of the Staircase

      I’m surprised none of his individual posts were even nominated for comment of the year, unless those votes were all split over different ones.

  • Monte Hellman’s Mayonnaise

    This was really fun and in general I approve of everything that won, but I am just personally really disappointed that Cinecraft’s post about autism didn’t win. I thought it was extraordinarily beautiful and it brought me to tears. Plus, all of Cinecraft’s posts are some of the most well-written commentaries I’ve ever read, in both the professional and casual arenas. Just wanted to give my two cents.

    • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

      His AH-MAZING Downfall video is in the Extended Universe link. It is so brilliant that it is physically painful.

      • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

        Of course, the same could be said of Captain Dada’s cookbook. And the t.i. forum is a whole other level of community-building genius. I’m really glad Gary found a special way to preserve and acknowledge all three.

        • The Narrator

          Captain Dada is some kind of mad genius, taking the cookbook, his series of comments in the review of The Paperboy (seriously, look them up), and pretty much everything else he’s done in account. It’s a damn shame he hasn’t been around in a while.

          • Robo Redneck

            Seriously. I miss that guy. He made being the funniest guy on the web look so effortless.

        • Douay-Rheims-Challoner

          The TI Forum largely runs itself. Probably the single most surprising thug about it to me is how Shoutbox just took off. It has tons of its own specific memes now.

          • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

            And I don’t know any of them!

          • Douay-Rheims-Challoner

            They are mostly just alternate words. I HA instead if lol, mroing for hello, bute for goodbye. I fear Shoutbox will be its own language at this rate.

          • GaryX

            I’ve been wondering what the fuck I HA was.

          • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

            You’re going Anthony Burgess!

          • Lovely Bones

            I’m making a cheat sheet so my girlfriend understands all of them. I could publish it somewhere for you.

          • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

            Please do! I hate missing memes.

          • Lovely Bones

            Gladly.

          • Cat Vincent

            And well done for coining the brand new meme “the single most surprising thug”.

      • Monte Hellman’s Mayonnaise

        What/where is the Extended Universe link??

        • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

          In the upper-right corner.

          • Monte Hellman’s Mayonnaise

            OH. MY. GOD. THAT IS AMAZING HOW DID I MISS THIS?????

          • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

            It was buried pretty deep in an epic comment section.

          • Lissla

            I was reading the cookbook this morning and it took all my willpower not to giggle too loudly at work.

    • LadyWriterontheTV

      I couldn’t agree more. Yay, CineCraft!

    • This_is_where_I_grew_up

      I completely agree and feel a little guilty about having won over him. CineCraft’s use of Diane Kruger’s performance to put autism into perspective is my ideal kind of conversation generated by pop culture.

    • NerdInTheBasement

      It really was beautiful (I myself campaigned for it to win) but all of them were fantastic and worthy winners in their own right,

  • http://robotking42.wordpress.com/ Robot King

    I’m just wondering: Is there an easier way to find the best comments than rooting around the poster’s comment history or searching through old comment sections? I’d kind of like to read some of these comments, as I missed most of them the first time around, but I’m unaware of any way to locate them that wouldn’t be needlessly time-consuming.

    By the way, congratulations, Scrawler. I was too lazy to vote, but you would have had mine anyway. Cookie’s great, too.

  • Dunnstock

    I’ve been an AV Club reader for a few years but have only been a somewhat active commenter for a little while. I still get really excited when I get more than a few upvotes and I’ve had a few high-rollers like Scrawler and Dikachu upvote comments I’ve made on occasion (which makes me happier than it probably should), but I never thought for a moment that I’d contribute something that would be recognized. This year I was lucky enough to go on a blind date with a girl who either had, or had been assessed by, a pair of WOLF EYES. I shared that story and boom, a minor meme was born.

    The community here really blows my mind, I’ve always been more of an observer than a participant but I love how connected everyone is. The sense of camaraderie feels incredibly real, especially for the internet. I’m not sure what point I’m trying to make other than saying I’m grateful to be a part of this, it makes many days much more bearable than they would be otherwise, and it truly is an honor just to be nominated.

    Oh, and fuck Disqus.

    • Lissla

      This really is an impressive community. It’s the only site I know of where I tell people they SHOULD read the comments!

    • https://twitter.com/TheWillThe ComradeQuestions

      Wait, wasn’t there a Hat-related WOLF EYES story too?

      • The Hero of Akron-Canton

        I think I started the thread that elicited the WOLF EYES response, but I cannot take credit for the story itself.

    • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

      It is truly the gift that keeps on giving. Thank you for sharing it with us!! And for the love of god, please comment more!!

  • ms_eli

    [Orson Welles clap] Bravo! Bravo!

    And gosh, Dikachu’s av is rather frightening at that size …

  • Robo Redneck

    Mirriam Webster defines “circlejerk” as…

    Nah, just kidding, this was fun.

    • Battlecar Compactica

      Wait, aren’t circle jerks supposed to be fun, too?

  • flowsthead

    “Dr.Robuttnik stays at a friends” was the funniest thing I read all year and I’m sad it lost. But yay Scrawler!

    • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

      I can still remember laughing so hard when he first posted that.

      • Lurky_McLurk

        Any idea where one would find the comments nominated as best ofs? I don’t think I’ve read any of them.

        • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

          Gary posted them in a comment further down.

          • Lurky_McLurk

            Thank you @Scrawler2:disqus. You are indeed the kindest commenter.

  • NathanFordsEvilTwin

    I’m shocked I’m still in the top 20, even though I’ve been posting about half as much in the last year. Thank you guys! Love you! And congrats to all the other winners, you all deserved it!

    • Douay-Rheims-Challoner

      Yeah but you were the one newbie Babylon 5 viewer, Nathan. Honestly who does that?

      • NathanFordsEvilTwin

        Someone with too much free time and a love for a genre that no one cares about anymore. (Or at least until Guardians of the Galaxy comes out and takes its rightful position as the savior of space opera, don’t ruin this for me).

  • Douay-Rheims-Challoner

    Thank you for including the TI Forum in your expanded universe link, Gary.

    And.. I was surprised to be nominated but to make it into the top ten is just astonishing. Thank you all.

  • Ayatollah Colm Meaney

    Man, I lose out on the only category I might’ve had a shot at. Looks like time to retire the now-rarely used account.

    (To be fair, I didn’t vote for myself….BECAUSE CLASS)

    But congrats HBOTITS.

    • http://disqus.com/Dikachu Dikachu

      Don’t leave! I voted for you!

    • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

      DON’T GO! That’s an order!

    • Babs

      I voted for you!

    • dwsNY

      Hobbitses?

    • http://www.avclub.com/users/ebuzz-miller,65313/ E.Buzz Miller

      I’m joining you, especially as unlike the old AV Club, Disqus has a delete account option.

      • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

        Buzz don’t make me go tough love on you again. You are beloved. How can you not see that? There are tons of valued commenters who didn’t get any recognition at all. You’re focusing on the wrong thing here.

        • http://www.avclub.com/users/ebuzz-miller,65313/ E.Buzz Miller

          Who’d miss me or anything I say? Congrats on the award of course, but I don’t even fit in on this place now. Anything I say is unoriginal, generally just the ‘consensus’ view or lacks insight at all.
          I’ve slipped, so might as well quit.

          • Douay-Rheims-Challoner

            It’s not like we’re all that original either.

          • http://www.avclub.com/users/ebuzz-miller,65313/ E.Buzz Miller

            I’m a fraud. I challenge you to find one comment I ever made that isn’t
            A) saying I agree with someone else’s actual original thought.
            B) A stupid ass snarky joke (aka what sad, bitter people with no creativity do to knock others down to their level)
            C) Just being a smarmy know it all.

            Got any? Because that’s me, and I hate myself and wish I was dead.

          • http://lifeisabitshit.blogspot.com/ Sluggo Haz Feelings

            Hardest I laughed in 2013 was you saying “I’m beginning to think this isn’t actually Terrence Malick”

          • http://www.avclub.com/users/ebuzz-miller,65313/ E.Buzz Miller

            I apologize for inflicting my poor attempts at wit on you. It will never happen again.

          • http://www.avclub.com/users/scrawler,59829/ Scrawler

            You are being ridiculous right now. You are extremely well liked and insisting on being stubbornly blind to that factm

    • HBO CEO of Tits

      As the only repeat winner, I would have liked to see some shine put on others.Not as much as I want to win next year and have my avatar inserted into the party scene from The Apartment, or maybe have my face on all the Malkoviches in that restaurant scene, but after that I wouldn’t be opposed to withdrawing my name from consideration.

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      I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ ȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ ȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ ȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓Only Terrible Things Should H

      ‘̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ ȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢ ̸̤̟̼͍̣̟̟͇͕͈ͬ̍̓ͧ̓ͩ͐̾̐ͥ̉̔͗̾ͦ͑ͬͣ͋͘̕͝g̴̶̴̛̦̦̭͕̹̠̘͚̣͙͈̼̯͈͉ͬ͐̍̅ͫ̂̿͐ͯ̈́͛͑ͅe̩̥̩̬̤̭̫͔̣͍̰̼̬͗͛͌͗̑ͣ̆̄̆ͭͮͯ̽̇̊̽̀͘͜ͅt͓͖̜͔̖̺͖̖̭̦̗͓̠̫̤̯͍̪͔̏̎ͣͯͫ̎̋ͪ̊ͤ̎́̚͡ ̷̵̸̡͉͔͍̤̩̟̟͖͇̗̽͑ͬ̃͆̌ͫͭ̋ͫį̵̴̴͔̖̯̞̻͎̯͙̫̋̇ͬ̐͒̈́ͤ͋̔ͮ̋͂ͧ̇̑ͨͩ̓̓t̽͂̔ͥ̍̌͏̷̵̡̖͇͍̩̰̻̮͚̟̖.̸̛̘̝̰͍̹̝̤̦͎̫̟ͮ̈̾́̔͗̑͌̑ͩ̋̑͛͗̚͢ I̷̵̗͎̤͓̖͉̰ͭ̌̋̂̏͆͌ͣ ̆́̓̌͗̌̄̈ͩ̌ͯ̑͑̈͗ͯ̀̅̚҉̨̞̬͖̖̯͈͙ḑ̵̝̗̩͉̞͔̺̪̳͖͂̅ͩͯ̐ͨ͑̀ͅȏ̸̡̮̖̲͔̩̭͇͔̘̰̝̻̥̜̪͚̩͔̉̇͐̂̑̑̉ͧ̑͛̈̔̆͑̿ͩ͜͞͞ṋ̬̬̥̪̩͔͓͓͉̳̘̼̦͈̂͆̃ͪ͊̅͐̿́ͣͦ͌ͦͬ͛̋̄͊́́̚͢ͅ’̵̰̱͎̘̣͇̲͚̻̂ͬͤ̔̔̈̕t̷̜̝͓͉̗̺͎͈̩̯͎̗͓̫̠͊ͩͦ̓̅͢@wafflicious:disqus

  • http://avclub.com/ Cookie_Monster

    Sorry me late to party, everybody. Me had counting-related emergency at work, and then Lego-Movie-watching-emergency with kids after work, so me only just logging on today. Thank you for everybody who vote for me again, and for everybody who comment year-round and make AVC community that it is. Congratulations to @Scrawler2:disqus for well-deserved win. And really, every vote-getter — in pretty much every category, you can look at top vote-getters and think, “he should have won! Okay, she should have won! Okay, maybe they deserve to win.” This may be only time corny phrase “you’re all winners!” apply to people who goof off at work by writing “OF COCK” on internet, but it true. And last, thanks to @GaryX:disqus for outdoing self with best-produced awards show of year.

    • http://disqus.com/Dikachu Dikachu

      Congrats, Cookie! You’re always a delight to exchange witty banter with.

    • HBO CEO of Tits

      But in another, more accurate way, I am the winner. Back to back baby!

  • Eric Kahn

    I was happy just to be marinaded.

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