Commentariat Awards: The Winners
Hey guys, welcome to the 2012 AV Club Awards Week! Today we finish this shit with the meta, self-serving commentariat awards. Unless otherwise noted, the other nominations are in no particular order. Let’s finish it up!
Other nominations: Yee Yee, JimTreacher, HipsterDBag, Idiotking, vicksisamonster, Scrawler, Craig J Clark
Other nominations: Tarkovsky’s Former AD, The Crusher Reborn, Reposted YouTube Comments, Reposted Avenged Sevenfold Fan, Reposted Daily Mail Comments, Random Acts of Costanza, JimTreacher
Other nominations: Chico von guacamole’s banning, Lobster1’s comments, HipsterDBag on Gina Torres’s face, Firsties, 90% of comments by JimTreacher
Other nominations: Beer Club, Fashion Club, Sweet Clam
Other nominations: THIS IS MY LAST RESORT, [FARTS], Anne Hathaway, FLAGGED!, Lisa Needs Braces, Dental Plan!, OF COCK
Other nominations: Yee Yee, Dikachu, Craig J. Clark, Aurora Boreanaz, Gentle Herpes, Red, Walking NPR
Other nominations: Cookie Monster, Reposted Youtube Comments, Reposted Avenged Sevenfold Fan, Rappin’ Jake Sisko, Various Stan Lees, Ben Wyatt Fanfiction, The Taco Bell bell
Other nominations: E. Buzz Miller, Grr. Argh., The Hero of Akron-Canton, Cookie Monster, K. Thrace, Nathan Ford’s Evil Twin, Gary X
Other nominations: HipsterDBag, Yee Yee, fastandsloppy, Ben Folds Fan, Guy with Tourette’s Syndrom
Other nominations: Generic Indie Kid, Gary X, ChocolateStigmata, Yee Yee, True Pud
Other nominations: PugsMalone on fantasy themed meals, Kara Thrace breaks down the Higgs Bottom, Jean-Luuc Lemur explores the Star Wars EU, Scrawler writes in her diary, brulio2415 gets into the terrifying psyche of Twilight with brevity, paragrapher identifies Jonah Hill’s next role, Captain Dada spoils Alan Rickman’s new film
Other nominations: Wax Tom Cruise opens up about suicide and how to get help, Afghamistam critiques another commenter’s nitpicking of Homeland, Fourth Side of the Eternal Tri’s defense of Mad Men, Gaeuphat’s 100,000 Community Finale Comment, HipsterDBag weighs his life decisions and finds himself wanting
COMMENTER OF THE YEAR
20: Yee Yee
19: The Narrator Returns
18: Al Capwne
17: Gary X
14: Grr. Argh.
11: Lux Lisbon
10: ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER
9: Archmage of the Aether
8: Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind
7: K. Thrace
6: Nathan Ford’s Evil Twin
5: Hero of Akron-Canton
4: E. Buzz Miller
3: Craig J. Clark
Love the winners? Hate the winners? Sound off below, complain to me on The AV Club or whine on me at twitter @guyneiljames.
And that’s it! We’re done! Thanks for making this completely not a bust–that way I only looked kind of stupid in this whole thing–and hope you guys enjoyed it. Look forward to 2013 so long as the world doesn’t end sometime today. Leave any general comments or suggestions you have about the whole thing below too, so we can make it even better next year. Together. Like a fucked up family.